{"product_id":"dcc","title":"🍺🐱Drunk Cats 2027 Calendar","description":"\u003cdiv style=\"box-sizing: border-box; font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Segoe UI', Roboto, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; width: 100%; max-width: 100%; margin: 0 auto; padding: 12px 14px; background-color: #faf6f0; color: #1e293b; line-height: 1.6; text-align: left;\"\u003e\n\u003c!-- 🔒 Top Guarantee \u0026 Trust Bar --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #ffffff; border: 1px solid #e2d7c7; border-radius: 12px; padding: 16px 14px 18px 14px; text-align: center; margin-bottom: 20px; box-shadow: 0 4px 12px rgba(184, 134, 11, 0.05);\"\u003e\n\u003c!-- 顶栏双列标签布局 --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"display: grid; grid-template-columns: 1fr 1fr; gap: 8px; max-width: 420px; margin: 0 auto 12px auto;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"background-color: #fdf3e7; color: #b67a2d; font-size: 11px; font-weight: 800; padding: 6px 8px; border-radius: 6px; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: 0.3px; text-align: center; display: flex; 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border-left: 4px solid #b67a2d; padding: 12px 16px; margin-bottom: 20px; border-radius: 0 8px 8px 0;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 14px; color: #b67a2d; margin: 0; font-weight: bold;\"\u003e🎁 Don't forget to grab a few for your friends \u0026amp; family — it makes a brilliant, laugh-out-loud present for any occasion!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- Intro Image (First Product Image) --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"display: flex; flex-direction: column; gap: 10px; margin-bottom: 24px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"border-radius: 12px; overflow: hidden; box-shadow: 0 4px 15px rgba(0,0,0,0.05);\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0810\/5888\/9981\/files\/20260818113434_947_31.jpg?v=1787024435\" alt=\"Drunk Cats 2027 Calendar Preview\" style=\"width: 100%; height: auto; display: block;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- 🔮 Title \u0026 Introductory Section --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center; margin-bottom: 20px; padding: 0 4px;\"\u003e\n\u003ch1 style=\"font-size: 22px; font-weight: 900; color: #b67a2d; margin: 0 0 10px 0; line-height: 1.3;\"\u003e🍻 A Year of Tipsy Cats, Good Laughs \u0026amp; Questionable Decisions\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 14.5px; color: #334155; margin: 0 0 12px 0; line-height: 1.7; text-align: left;\"\u003eFrom sleepy sips to completely passed-out moments, each month features a ridiculous feline scene guaranteed to make cat lovers smile. Whether you're a proud cat person, a lover of funny animal humour, or simply someone who enjoys a good laugh, this calendar adds a playful touch to your everyday space.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 14px; color: #475569; margin: 0 0 16px 0; line-height: 1.6; text-align: left;\"\u003ePerfect for your home, office, kitchen, pub, or anywhere that could use a little more feline chaos.\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0730\/6834\/7470\/files\/20260818113434_946_31.jpg?v=1787055828\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- ✨ Key Features Card --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #ffffff; border: 1px solid #e2d7c7; border-radius: 12px; padding: 18px; margin-bottom: 24px; box-shadow: 0 2px 8px rgba(0,0,0,0.02);\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"font-size: 20px; color: #b67a2d; font-weight: bold; border-bottom: 2px solid #faf6f0; padding-bottom: 8px; margin: 0 0 16px 0; text-align: center;\"\u003e🍺 FEATURES\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul style=\"margin: 0 0 16px 0; padding-left: 18px; font-size: 14px; color: #334155; line-height: 1.8;\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e• Funny cat-themed 2027 wall calendar\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e• 12 hilarious scenes featuring cats \u0026amp; drinks\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e• Humorous, quirky artwork perfect for cat lovers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e• Great for home, office, kitchen, pub \u0026amp; man cave decor\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e• A fun conversation starter throughout the year\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e• Perfect gift for cat lovers, pet parents \u0026amp; funny gift seekers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e• Printed in vibrant full colour\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e• Professionally packaged for safe delivery\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"border-radius: 8px; overflow: hidden;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0810\/5888\/9981\/files\/1_7_2bb36648-1c39-4fb6-b3af-ad8b2bd84bf2.jpg?v=1787021385\" alt=\"Drunk Cats Calendar Features Detail\" style=\"width: 100%; height: auto; display: block;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- 😹 Why You'll Love It Card --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #ffffff; border: 1px solid #e2d7c7; border-radius: 12px; padding: 18px; margin-bottom: 24px; box-shadow: 0 2px 8px rgba(0,0,0,0.02);\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"font-size: 20px; color: #b67a2d; font-weight: bold; border-bottom: 2px solid #faf6f0; padding-bottom: 8px; margin: 0 0 16px 0; text-align: center;\"\u003e😹 WHY YOU'LL LOVE IT\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0 0 12px 0; font-size: 14.5px; color: #334155; line-height: 1.7;\"\u003eBecause cats are already chaotic enough… \u003cb\u003eadd a few drinks and things get even better.\u003c\/b\u003e 🍻\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0 0 12px 0; font-size: 14px; color: #334155; line-height: 1.7;\"\u003eEvery month brings a new ridiculous feline moment, making this calendar more than just something to keep track of the date. It's a little dose of humour you'll get to enjoy all year long.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0 0 16px 0; font-size: 14px; color: #334155; line-height: 1.7;\"\u003eWhether your cat is your best friend, your flatmate, or basically your landlord, the \u003cb\u003eDrunk Cats 2027 Calendar\u003c\/b\u003e makes a hilarious addition to any cat lover's space.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"border-radius: 8px; overflow: hidden;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0810\/5888\/9981\/files\/1_6_770aa1dd-eacc-4f1b-b64f-1aad74b3b08c.jpg?v=1787021386\" alt=\"Why You Will Love The Drunk Cats Calendar\" style=\"width: 100%; height: auto; display: block;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- 🎁 Gift Ideas Card --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #ffffff; border: 1px solid #e2d7c7; border-radius: 12px; padding: 18px; margin-bottom: 24px; box-shadow: 0 2px 8px rgba(0,0,0,0.02);\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"font-size: 20px; color: #b67a2d; font-weight: bold; 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padding: 6px 10px; border-radius: 6px; display: flex; align-items: center; gap: 5px;\"\u003e🍷 Wine \u0026amp; cocktails\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #faf6f0; padding: 6px 10px; border-radius: 6px; display: flex; align-items: center; gap: 5px;\"\u003e🏠 New homeowners\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #faf6f0; padding: 6px 10px; border-radius: 6px; display: flex; align-items: center; gap: 5px;\"\u003e🎂 Birthday gifts\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #faf6f0; padding: 6px 10px; border-radius: 6px; display: flex; align-items: center; gap: 5px;\"\u003e🎄 Stocking fillers\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #faf6f0; padding: 6px 10px; border-radius: 6px; display: flex; align-items: center; gap: 5px;\"\u003e🎁 Secret Santa\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #faf6f0; padding: 6px 10px; border-radius: 6px; display: flex; align-items: center; gap: 5px;\"\u003e😂 Funny gift lovers\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"border-radius: 8px; overflow: hidden;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0810\/5888\/9981\/files\/1_4_d1830ff2-5d59-4229-a4b6-8105a718ed56.jpg?v=1787021386\" alt=\"The Purrfect Funny Gift Idea\" style=\"width: 100%; height: auto; display: block;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- 🐾 Chaos Summary Card --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background-color: #fdf3e7; border-radius: 12px; padding: 18px; margin-bottom: 24px; border: 1px solid #e2d7c7;\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"font-size: 18px; color: #b67a2d; font-weight: 800; border-bottom: 2px solid #e2d7c7; padding-bottom: 8px; margin: 0 0 12px 0; text-align: center;\"\u003e🐾 A LITTLE CHAOS FOR EVERY MONTH\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0 0 8px 0; font-size: 14px; color: #334155;\"\u003eSome calendars show beautiful landscapes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0 0 8px 0; font-size: 14px; color: #334155;\"\u003eSome show cute kittens.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0 0 12px 0; font-size: 15px; font-weight: bold; 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